We were sent this one yesterday
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii from the vacation together.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses.
Next morning they were on the beach, enjoying drinks, sunshine & scenery when a topless blonde walked
straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare at her showing off her gorgeous breasts.
As the blonde walked past them, she smiled and said, "Good Morning Fathers".
Stunned, the priests wondered how the heck she knew they were priests? So they went back to the store to buy
even more outrageous outfits. Now in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a little while the same beautiful topless blonde came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each
of them saying "Good Morning Fathers" walking away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer & asked, â€Young lady, we're priests and proud of it, but how in the
world do you know we are priests dressed as we are?â€
To which she replied...Father, itâ€™s me, Sister Katherine..!!